{"id":48741,"date":"2018-11-29T12:00:28","date_gmt":"2018-11-29T18:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prowrestling.net\/site\/?p=48741"},"modified":"2018-11-29T10:38:29","modified_gmt":"2018-11-29T16:38:29","slug":"perkins-blog-natural-consequences-the-month-before-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prowrestling.net\/site\/2018\/11\/29\/perkins-blog-natural-consequences-the-month-before-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Perkins&#8217; Blog &#8211; Natural Consequences:\u00a0The Month Before Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"prowr-2718191406\" class=\"prowr-apple-podcast-button-link prowr-entity-placement\" style=\"margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto;text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/pro-wrestling-boom-podcast\/id1365989370\" aria-label=\"SUBSCRIBE IN APPLE PODCASTS\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/prowrestling.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/advanced_ads\/2019\/07\/Logo2019_ApplePodcasts_320wide.png?fit=320%2C78&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"SUBSCRIBE IN APPLE PODCASTS\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/prowrestling.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/advanced_ads\/2019\/07\/Logo2019_ApplePodcasts_320wide.png?w=320&ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/prowrestling.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/advanced_ads\/2019\/07\/Logo2019_ApplePodcasts_320wide.png?resize=300%2C73&ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" width=\"320\" height=\"78\"   \/><\/a><\/div><p><strong>By Nick Perkins<\/strong>, ProWrestling.net Staffer (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WesternRebel\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@WesternRebel<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s like they\u2019re mad at us. I\u2019ve heard other writers refer to watching Raw as a \u201cchore,\u201d but I\u2019ve never completely felt that way myself. This week changed all that. This was the first Raw, possibly ever, that I DVR\u2019d ALL the way through and ended up turning off before it was even over. It was that bad. Given that very little news of interest has come out of this week, I decided to get creative. The holidays are in full swing now, and people are really feeling the Christmas Spirt. Because of this, I decided to channel my inner-Clement Clarke Moore and this was the result.<\/p>\n<p>The lesson to be learned here?<\/p>\n<p>The Natural Consequence of Raw being hella-boring is Perkins writing bad poetry.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u2018Twas the month before Christmas, and all \u2018cross the land<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The wrestling business was run by a vengeful McMahon<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>His ideas were baffling, his logic was flawed<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>We\u2019d rather get ten pounds of coal than re-watch this week\u2019s Raw<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cWrestling used to be fun!\u201d fans now cry out in anger<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Then, Austin retired and old age claimed the Taker<\/em><\/p><div id=\"prowr-1791673422\" class=\"prowr-content-4 prowr-entity-placement\"><!-- Tag ID: prowrestling_incontent_2 -->\r\n<div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280 __336x280\" id=\"prowrestling_incontent_2\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"prowrestling_incontent_2\", slotId: \"prowrestling_incontent_2\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n<p><em>Hulk Hogan sounds like a racist and the Rowdy One\u2019s dead,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Triple H wears a suit, HBK shaved his head<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Our heroes are missing, there\u2019s nothing to feel<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>We had one with Bryan, but they just turned him heel<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The fans curse the writers, but there\u2019s nothing to gain<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>At the feet of the wrestlers is where McMahon lays the blame<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>On Dash and on Dawson, on Paige and the Bellas<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>On Roman, Braun Strowman, R-Truth and Carmella<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>On top of the world is where McScrooge must live<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But our patience is waning; we have far less to give<\/em><\/p><div id=\"prowr-3529395937\" class=\"prowr-content-5 prowr-entity-placement\"><!-- Tag ID: prowrestling_incontent_3 -->\r\n<div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280 __336x280\" id=\"prowrestling_incontent_3\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"prowrestling_incontent_3\", slotId: \"prowrestling_incontent_3\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n<p><em>It\u2019s not hard to tell stories over the course of three hours<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>We just want heroes and villains, courage and cowards<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Instead, we get Shane calling himself the world\u2019s best<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And don\u2019t get us started on Baron Corbin\u2019s vest<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Or his hairline, or mic skills, or his wrestling in general<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Instead of watching his segments, we\u2019ll stab ourselves in the femoral<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Lesnar\u2019s the champ but seems to always go missing<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And Vince is too busy finding asses for kissing<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But the time\u2019s drawing near, now our loyalty\u2019s shifting<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>There is smoke from a bullet and our spirits are lifting<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Yes, McMahon is the best, he\u2019ll probably never be beat<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But there\u2019s a tide coming soon and it\u2019s called the Elite.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em><span class=\"s4\">Nick Perkins is a\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"s4\">world (<\/span><span class=\"s4\">okay, state<\/span><span class=\"s4\">)<\/span><span class=\"s4\">-renowned writer who dreamt of being a professional wrestler, until he realized that he was a) the opposite of athletically gifted and b) really, really afraid of being hurt. 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