Diva on Divas Season 2 Week 8: Dot Net's resident diva on Total Divas - Betrayal strikes Summer Rae and Eva Marie, Nattie can't paint and forces the Bella's to pretend she can, Ariane desperately begs for attention


prowrestling.net
MEMBERSHIP INFO | LOG-IN | CONTACT US | SUBMIT NEWS | ABOUT US
Insider News • Live TV & PPV Coverage • Hitlists • Results • Blogs

HOME | WWE NEWS | TNA NEWS | MMA NEWS | ALL NEWS | TV & PPV | ARENA REPORTS | VIEWPOINTS | PRODUCT REVIEWS | AWARDS



Dot Net App
GOT AN IPHONE, IPAD, IPOD TOUCH, SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB, OR ANDROID PHONE?

THEN BE SURE TO DOWNLOAD OUR NEW FREE APP
(or SEARCH "pro wrestling" in App Store or Android Marketplace)

Dot Net Podcast
CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE TO DOT NET FREE PODCAST IN ITUNES OR CLICK HERE FOR LISTING OF LATEST SHOWS

Pruett's Blog


Diva on Divas Season 2 Week 8: Dot Net's resident diva on Total Divas - Betrayal strikes Summer Rae and Eva Marie, Nattie can't paint and forces the Bella's to pretend she can, Ariane desperately begs for attention
2014-05-16 13:05:13


By Will Pruett

"I've got a sack of balls on my nose." - "Daniel" Bryan Danielson

When you get married, people give you a ton of things. It's a really nice, but slightly antiquated ritual. When I got married, things were no different. My friends and family brought gifts and were happy (hopefully) to give them to us. It was a pretty neat way for my wife and I to begin the next chapter of our lives. Of course, when one receives gifts, they sometimes get gifts they don't want. This is one of those stories.

Nattie had a very sweet idea on this episode, but the execution was actually quite terrible. She wanted to give Nikki Bella a nice housewarming gift to make her marriage consolation prize feel more home-ish. She wanted to give Bryan and Brie a wedding gift that would always make the happy couple think of Nattie. She decided to paint pictures of the two couples (Nikki and John Cena/Bryan and Brie). On the surface, this seems like a very nice idea.

Sadly, these two pictures were hideous. Perhaps "hideous" isn't a strong enough word. You know how wrestlers occasionally retweet pictures of themselves drawn by young fans? Think of those, but ten times worse, and then imagine having the full knowledge that they were painted by an adult who is quite proud of them. It's sad, right?

Nikki and John looked like they were two parts of the same organism. Neither one of them had a face and, for some unknown reason, Nikki was attached to Cena's body as well. It was pretty bad. The painting of Bryan and Brie was more of a portrait-style than an action shot and it included their adorably ugly dog, Josie. Bryan mentioned his testicular nose when he saw it. Brie was horrified by all of the ugly.

The saddest part of this is the effort that had to go into it. Nattie sat outside by her pool and painted for hours. T.J. quietly thanked goodness that he while she is painting he wouldn't have to find an excuse not to have sex with her. They attached Brie and Bryan's painting to the top of a very small car using undergarments. They put up with the painting falling off of the car. They really tried hard to give a horrible gift no one wanted.

Nattie just doesn't seem likable on this show. She started as the old lioness in the Diva's division, but as each episode of Total Divas goes by, I wish she would leave the show.

Picking up the pieces:

- Sandra the seamstress has a nickname for Eva Marie's vagina; Miss Lucy. God bless you, Sandra. This made me laugh for about twenty minutes.

- Packaging peanuts aren't environmentally friendly.

- Ariane couldn't have been more desperate for attention. She was walking down the street literally begging for the paparazzi to take pictures of her. It was kind of sad. She honestly believed having some random dudes with cameras taking her picture would somehow sell more of her terrible music.

- Even sadder, when she couldn't get the attention she really needed, she had to find someone slightly more famous than her and pseudo-sexually train with them in order to get mentioned on some unknown corners of the internet. Poor Ariane. She is consistently confused about what's important in life.

- Eva Marie and Summer Rae wanted to form a tag team. A problem arises when Summer realizes Eva is not actually a trained wrestler. Eva is terrible in their practice sessions. This upsets Summer, who, like everyone else on this show, is on a mission to find her "one opportunity" that's always the next opportunity.

- The funny thing about all the drama concerning Summer Rae was how right she was. Eva, although she has been quite nice, can't actually wrestle. If she isn't training to wrestle, why should she be rewarded by being in a 49er's themed divas tag team?

- Could Mark Carano seem more perverted than he did when he said "This is the good girls room?"

- Ending the show with Trinity's injury was sad. Stupid Aksana. Why do you have to be terrible at things?

Next week on Diva on Divas: The girls all go down to Mexico (the good part, not the part Marissa Cooper ODed in during season one of The OC for Brie's Brie-mode bachelorette party, Eva Marie confronts her past alcoholism while everyone else gets drunk, and Trinity deals with having her face crushed.

You know what's great? When your feedback doesn't annoy me. Give it your best shot and feel free to email me at itswilltime@gmail.com or to follow me and interact on twitter @itswilltime. Basically, let's be best friends.

RECOMMEND THIS ARTICLE:


READ OUR INSIDER NEWS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE! BECOME A MEMBER FOR JUST $7.50 A MONTH (or less with a year-long sub) - GET THE FIRST LOOK AT EXCLUSIVE INSIDER DOT NET NEWS, TONS OF EXCLUSIVE AUDIO CONTENT, MEMBER MESSAGE BOARD ACCESS, START YOUR OWN BLOG, AND VIEW THE SITE WITHOUT ANY ADVERTISING: SIGN ME UP (or MORE INFO)



RELATED ARTICLES FROM MGID AFFILIATE SITES...

From Around the Web


MEMBERSHIP INFO
Become a Dot Net Member right now for $7.50 a month or $66 a year ($5.50 a month avg.). Get exclusive audio, first-look insider news, Forum access, member blogs, more...

CLICK FOR SIGN-UP INFO


The Current Must-Read List
Roddy Piper remembered by John Carpenter and former personal assistant Jonny Fairplay
TNA Impact Wrestling Hitlist: Jeff Jarrett Hall of Fame episode, Rockstar Spud, Eric Young vs. Chris Melendez, Brooke vs. Marti Bell, Tigre Uno
Moore's Lucha Underground Hit List: Ultima Lucha Part One, Cage vs. Mack, Black Lotus, El Dragon Azteca, Beer
WWE Video: Ten bell salute for Roddy Piper at Friday's live event
Pro wrestling personalities remember Roddy Piper
WWE issues statement on the death of Roddy Piper
WWE News: Vince McMahon comments on the death of Roddy Piper
WWE legend Roddy Piper dead at age 61
7/30 TNA TV taping spoilers: Full results of upcoming television shows (spoilers)
7/30 Barnett's WWE Smackdown on SyFy: Seth Rollins vs. Cesaro, New Day, Lucha Dragons, Rusev, Kevin Owens and more...
ACCESS PREVIOUS MUST-READ ARTICLES

Vote In Our Latest Poll

WWE Raw Poll: Grade the July 27 episode
 
pollcode.com free polls
VOTE IN OR SEE RESULTS OF PREVIOUS POLLS
VOTE IN OR SEE RESULTS OF PREVIOUS POLLS

Dot Net Free Podcasts
07/30 Prowrestling.net All Access Podcast: WWE NXT audio review: It's time to get Bull-fit! Plus Blake and Murphy defend tag titles vs. The Vaudevillains
07/21 Prowrestling.net All Access Podcast: Daniel Bryan "Yes!" autobiography audio review - Dot Net Book Club featuring Jason Powell and Will Pruett discussing the new book
07/17 Prowrestling.net All Access Podcast - ROH TV Review: Jay Lethal vs. Mark Briscoe for the ROH TV Title, Matt Sydal vs. Adam Page, Silas Young vs. Will Ferrara
07/16 Prowrestling.net All Access Podcast: Vampiro and Pentagon Jr. make it official, Muertes stands tall, and more!
07/15 Prowrestling.net All Access Interview: GFW's Nick "Magnus" Aldis on leaving TNA, teaming with Samoa Joe and Doug Williams, and more
07/13 Prowrestling.net All Access Interview: TNA's Robbie E on becoming a singles wrestler, his run with BroMans, his role in a skit with Edge that aired on WWE Raw, and more
07/09 Prowrestling.net All Access Podcast: WWE NXT audio review: Sasha Banks and Charlotte vs. Emma and Dana Brooke, Beast in the East fallout, and new No. 1 Contenders to tag titles
07/08 Prowrestling.net All Access Interview: Matt Morgan goes in-depth on returning to the ring at TNA Slammiversary, why it was a one-off match, shares details from inside the TNA locker room, thoughts on the new season of WWE Tough Enough from a former contestant
07/07 Prowrestling.net All Access Interview: DJ Z (a/k/a Zema Ion) on his DJ character is an extension of his life outside the ring, medical issues, revitalizing the X Division, his eclectic taste in pro wrestling viewing, and more
07/02 Prowrestling.net All Access Podcast: WWE NXT audio review: Finn Balor and Samoa Joe vs. Kevin Owens and Rhyno, Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch updates, plus the final Finn Bálor feature
CLICK FOR FULL LISTING OF ALL PODCASTS

Latest from Our Affiliate Site

_pwtorch.com_
CLICK HERE FOR MORE PWTORCH HEADLINES

© 2008-2012 LAST ROW MEDIA LLC • ALL RIGHTS RESERVED -- PRIVACY POLICY